Highly Unconventional Suggested First Aid

Spring Break Of Code, Day Two

“I am torn on how best to introduce myself out of context like this, the idea of rattling off facts from my resume is my
first instinct, but that seems terribly conventional. With the goal of introducing myself and the entirety of my character,
my second (highly unconventional) instinct is to link you to my online dating profile with the prayer that such an action
would be taken in the desired context. Through my indecision I hope to explain who I am and why I would like to travel
across the country to be involved with the Institute for Disruptive Studies. So here goes…”